my mom: don't ever ever meet up with strangers from the internet
me at 12: omg mom do you think i'm really that stupid i would never do that ugh
me now: so do you guys wanna move here and like live under my bed or something
“I remember when, I remember when I lost my mind. HA HA HA Bless your soul. You really think you’re in control. Well, I think you’re crazy.”(X)
everyone: you don't have friends
me: uh, yes i do?
everyone: okay name them
me: actual name or URL?


